Pirate Rum
| Product no.: | AD9 |
| Your price: | $0.75 |
Consumed with use. A disgusting brew made of waterlily, parrot droppings, essence of cube, ent god sap, pickled barnacle, and rust scraped from an old pirate-y scabbard. 69% alcohol by volume. Please enjoy responsibly. Remember: Objects in mirror are uglier than they appear